Fear the beard. Or find a local man who could use a beard revamp and hook him up with some florals, or…
Wait, how are you going to eat?
I love me a nice, frizzy beard.
Now I’m going to have to turn your beard into a Mai-Tai. And do tropical things to you.
I would probably still eat the red ones.
You definitely ate half the can. That sucks.
Source: Will It Beard