Making Monday’s tolerable


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…one foot hammock at a time. Okay but really, this is necessary. Only if your toes are polished and smell like coconut, if not…keep your kicks on people, it ain’t right.


Your new workout


cutlery-workoutinvolves eating. You’re welcome. About this (hefty) cutlery…umm, yeah the dessert spoon is the heaviest, clocking in at 2kg, while the fork and knife are 1 kg each. The company is called Eat Fit Cutlery.

I’m about to eat a mountainous stack of pancakes so I can prolong my heavy lifting and skip the gym. Except that I’m not down to drop $145 on funky utensils, so I still have to take my fatass to the gym and continue my sensational egg-white sprees. Ugh.