Your new workout


cutlery-workoutinvolves eating. You’re welcome. About this (hefty) cutlery…umm, yeah the dessert spoon is the heaviest, clocking in at 2kg, while the fork and knife are 1 kg each. The company is called Eat Fit Cutlery.

I’m about to eat a mountainous stack of pancakes so I can prolong my heavy lifting and skip the gym. Except that I’m not down to drop $145 on funky utensils, so I still have to take my fatass to the gym and continue my sensational egg-white sprees. Ugh.