You don’t want to interact with me before my first shot of espresso. Ever. (FYI, I don’t want to interact with you either.)
Even though you became an overkill of an Instagram phenomenon (guilty) and the synonym of basic, I have a really hard time resisting your smooth consistency embellished with accessories like eggs, sea salt, red pepper flakes, and life in general. That thick ass bread–the end.
Actually, I may not be quite over the fact that I dished out $13 on an avocado toast that would probably approximate to the under $2 range when made at home, but let’s just go with Bob and imagine that every little thing is going to be alright.